The Citadel is playing Florida this week. In football. This could be a tough game. My understanding is that the Gators are pretty good. This Tebow guy, he’s received some press.
The worst loss in football for The Citadel occurred in 1958, when Georgia and quarterback Fran Tarkenton defeated the Bulldogs in Athens, 76-0. After the last touchdown, the UGA band played “76 Trombones” from The Music Man. I am hoping that on Saturday, Florida’s band doesn’t have a reason to start playing Nena’s biggest hit…
Also to be avoided: possible references to country music singer Larry Gatlin (who scored a touchdown in Houston’s 100-6 victory over Tulsa in 1968), Neil Lomax (quarterback for Portland State the night the Vikings beat Delaware State 105-0), and Cumberland College (222-0 ring a bell?).
Ideally, The Citadel will score, not suffer any catastrophic injuries, and keep the game within 50 (which would better South Carolina’s effort from last week). I would settle for holding the Gators under 70 points, though, to be perfectly honest.
There is no reason to preview Florida, because everyone already knows everything that is necessary to know about the Gators. Tim Tebow can cure cancer, Percy Harvin is faster than Mercury, and Urban Meyer is an outstanding coach, if seemingly a bit humorless, possibly because his parents named him Urban.
There is this guy named “Mr. Two-Bits” who does some little number that all the Gator fans like. He’s been doing it for 60 years, and he’s doing it for the last time at this game. He actually went to The Citadel for a couple of years, but he’s going to be all-out rooting for Florida anyway, so you will excuse me if I don’t lionize him.
In the event Florida’s team oversleeps en masse and forfeits the game to The Citadel, it would be the first victory for the Bulldogs over an SEC team since that famous (or infamous, if you’re into pig calls) 10-3 victory over Arkansas in 1992. Jack Crowe, of course, was fired after that game as head coach of the Razorbacks. It’s not every day a coach is fired after the season opener.
I will say this: the players and coaches for The Citadel will take this game very seriously, and won’t like some of the snide remarks that have been made about it. I doubt my saying that I hope the game stays within 70 would go over well with some of them, either. They are headed to Gainesville to compete, and measure themselves against some of the best players in the country. I just don’t want them to get embarrassed, but they obviously can’t and won’t think that way – and that’s a good thing.
One final thing…I’m not a huge fan of every article about The Citadel, even ones that are positive, but I thought this article by David Jones was excellent, so if you haven’t read it already, you might give it a look.
(Kenny, I flinch too.)
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